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Existence Precedes Erection T-Shirt

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Existence Precedes Erection T-Shirt

For the philosopher who jerks with purpose.
This shirt isn't just cotton it's a lifestyle. A statement. A certified Gooner’s badge of honor.
Slip it on and let the world know: Descartes had thoughts, but you? You have tabs, tissues, and a mission.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to bed. Hell, wear it to your next edging marathon. Just don’t forget who you are.

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For the philosopher who jerks with purpose.
This shirt isn't just cotton it's a lifestyle. A statement. A certified Gooner’s badge of honor.
Slip it on and let the world know: Descartes had thoughts, but you? You have tabs, tissues, and a mission.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to bed. Hell, wear it to your next edging marathon. Just don’t forget who you are.

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